everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.

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if u are in the ocean nd a shark is bout to bite u point to it firmly u hav to do it firmly and say “hey shark dont do that”

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when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav


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The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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The new harry potter movie looks great

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local gay couple judges saturday morning runners

if i ever dont reblog this assume im dead

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then

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